You might think me noble and grand, An animal graceful and fine. But things often do go unplanned With antlers as big as mine. Many others greatly admire The horns upon my head. But the truth is I would be a liar If "They're great!" is what I said.You see they're quite the hardship To carry round my whole life. They feel as big as a starship Causing nothing but strife. Let's start with the first quandary Of all the things antlers catch. When someone line dries their laundry, Hats, underwear and the rest attach.